Continued from Lackadaisy Scathefire. There's a bit of a gap in the middle because this is actually two pages of stuff.
I had an interesting phone call with my father this week the likes of: Uh, Dad, say there was an old car with a manual transmission I had set on fire. If I then had to push it down a hill toward a building, how would you recommend I go about it? Hypothetically speaking. (So thanks, Dad, for patiently answering my peculiar questions about the mechanics of vehicular assault.)
Characters Rocky and Freckle...and some pigs and plenty of stupid.